Stitch’s Guide to Earth: A Mischievous Alien’s Survival Manual

Blending In – Humans don’t have blue fur or extra arms. Wear a disguise, like a hoodie or sunglasses, to avoid suspicion.

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Speaking Human – “Meega nala kweesta” won’t work here. Learn key phrases like “Hello,” “Please,” and “More ice cream!”

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Making Friends – Find kind humans, especially ones who love chaos. Dogs and kids make great allies!

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Avoiding Trouble – Earth has rules—don’t steal cars, wreck buildings, or eat road signs. (Even if they look tasty!)

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Food Discoveries – Earth snacks are amazing! Try pizza, hot dogs, and most desserts. Stay away from chili peppers—hot!

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Entertainment – TV, video games, and Elvis music are top-tier Earth fun. Learn dance moves to impress humans.

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Hideouts – Need a safe space? Try treehouses, beach caves, or under beds (but watch out for dust bunnies!).

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Family is Ohana – On Earth, family means sticking together. Find your ohana and never let go.

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